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FACT - Indisputable


TAGS: men sports protection
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 26, 2013, 7:44 am
Oh please Steve...that's how women won the wars for you guys. A woman clad in a chainmail bikini...that wouldn't stop you dead in your tracks...then the male warriors kill you for eyeing up their women...teehee
steve1961 - February 25, 2013, 1:30 am
Woman haven't fared much better .Every picture of ancient female warrior in combat, she wears a chainmail bikini...
MissPriss - February 25, 2013, 1:12 am
Ok...just about coke-a-cola'd through the nose all over the keyboard. Had an image of Sparta with an althetic cup on his head...bahaha
nicholsjoshua15 - February 25, 2013, 12:21 am
You mean it took jocks a hundred years to realize their head was important. The Ancient Greeks had helmets nearly 3000 years ago (Puts on helmet and yells "This is Sparta!").


THE VERY LATEST - In domestic zombie protection


TAGS: very latest domestic zombie protection
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - December 29, 2011, 6:33 am
Vulture, that is a really neat article. Thanks for posting it.
vulture - December 28, 2011, 8:11 pm
http://all-that-is-interesting.com/post/4956385434/the-first-zombie-proof-house#. There's several references, but this seems to be a good version, with lots of photos.
SorayaDarqsyde - December 24, 2011, 8:53 pm
You wouldn't happen to have a number...email address....something?
Budog - December 24, 2011, 1:54 am
It's good for when the mother-in-law is coming to visit too.
ICEMAN - December 24, 2011, 12:37 am
Fred.
SorayaDarqsyde - December 24, 2011, 12:15 am
i want the name of that architect...
TheWolf - November 24, 2011, 9:59 am
Holy crap thats awesome
Reality Lord - November 22, 2011, 6:54 pm

i want !


IF THE WBC PROTESTS AT YOUR FUNERAL -


TAGS: westboro baptist church protest funeral
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Budog

AsheMika - April 4, 2014, 7:53 pm
Ugh. Although I have never read the bible, I'm catholic... Officially. I don't believe these idiots. I'm atheist so I don't really believe in God anyway.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 26, 2013, 4:31 pm
I have read the bible many times and what I got out of it is : The old ways and old rules were for the past. The new rules and the new ways are for the present and the future.
Renza - February 26, 2013, 4:09 pm
What Jesus taught and did is only a part of the bible. God is pretty big on hating and killing the non believers that refuse to convert. Doubly so for anything that could be remotely construed as being opposing him, amongst other things.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 26, 2013, 3:02 am
No they're not. Read what Jesus taught and did. Did Jesus say that you should judge, hate, or be cruel? The answer is no.
Renza - January 23, 2013, 9:29 am
To be fair, they are following the bible (as opposed to modern interpretations) fairly well, they're just a few guns short of doing it right.
Budog - January 14, 2012, 12:40 am
Bricemara, I believe you are right about not reading the Bible. Hell, I am not a Christian and I have read the Bible cover to cover more than once!
bricemara - January 13, 2012, 3:02 pm
a part me loves this poster,but a part me just thinks its wrong,because i dont think theve read the bible.no avence budog,your one of the best.
Budog - January 13, 2012, 1:00 am
Well they aren't the first group to proof text and take biblical scriptures out of context to try and justify their bigotry and hatred. Aryan Nations did the same thing too, claiming they were a "Christian Organization".
Nissta - January 12, 2012, 8:18 pm
In line with Vultures post OH NO NOT ANOTHER BIBLE THUMPER I REALLY CAN HEAR YOU SAY, yes & no. This just what the bible says God is Love! therefore He cant hate or curse AND there is NO HELL really there is no hell. It's helps to know the bible first
Budog - January 6, 2012, 12:14 am
mommyfairy, I concur with your sentiment but also know they will continue to get press. Sad to say the 1st Amendment protects these assholes free speech as it does ours. Fortunately there are groups that stand up to them and speak out.
mommyfairy - January 5, 2012, 7:05 pm
I love this poster, but a part of me doesn't want anyone to ever mention them because they want the publicity
Feasibly - December 31, 2011, 9:09 pm
Man, that image tempts me to do a DOUBLE hand facepalm...lol
Budog - December 31, 2011, 7:16 pm
They are for real. They even picket funerals of soldiers who were killed in action, defending their warped and fucked up sense of free speech.
crankyhead - December 31, 2011, 5:55 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e5hRLbCaCs Best counter protest ever.
maoworks2 - December 31, 2011, 5:46 pm
Right On, Eh !
vulture - December 31, 2011, 5:14 pm
I thought this must be shopped, but no - they really are that extreme. I guess they don't READ the Bible, just use it as an excuse for their natural viciousness. Sad, really. Best to just ignore them, they hate that more than anything else. Jihadists, eh?
maoworks2 - December 31, 2011, 4:27 pm
Boy O Boy, What A Crew !!


OCCUPY .................. -




Big Brother -


TAGS: funny email big brother privacy
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - June 17, 2013, 12:58 am
T1H2A3N4K5S6 crotchety...that's secret code for thanks. Dammit, back to the drawing board!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 16, 2013, 6:00 pm
I got the message.... waitaminute... I see what you did there. 5 wire taps.
MissPriss - June 16, 2013, 11:52 am
I'll say thanks, but can't guarantee you're the only one getting this message...teehee.
MrStupidGir - June 16, 2013, 10:44 am
hahahahahaha very good one


OCCUPY - Global Warming Protesters


TAGS: occupy global warmin protesters
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Budog

Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 1:00 pm
Calvin did...can't you tell?
Budog - December 6, 2011, 9:48 pm
Some people say that global warming is just a snow job...
BOSSthefurry - December 6, 2011, 2:37 pm
Wow I would have lost my mind just doing ONE of them. 5 lions
Derek - December 5, 2011, 9:05 pm
Charlie Brown (you'd have to have seen the early stuff)
Reality Lord - December 5, 2011, 5:42 pm

HUGE lolz!!!
mariand - December 5, 2011, 12:41 pm
I wonder who had the patience to do this...


STUPID HIPPY - If you were at work this would not have happened.


TAGS: hippy occupy protest cops pepperspray
Rating: 3.33/5

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TerrorAustralis - June 5, 2012, 4:18 am
in soviet russia, propaganda creates YOU. seriously though, mislabelling protesters as hippies shouldnt be an excuse for something which REALLY belongs on politifake, regardless of how funny/true it is
Tarapin - June 4, 2012, 3:50 pm
Oh god! I've been corrupted by my kids! I can't believe I actually said that...or that I actually recognized the character!
Tarapin - June 4, 2012, 3:42 pm
Is that Hermoine?
djinnyf - March 30, 2012, 4:36 pm
Luv the comments, guys... xx
Buzzramjet - February 11, 2012, 1:05 am
Job? You mean the ones the CEO's have shipped to China? The ones where they pay the employees 1 dollar a day, and no health, no safety, no retirement, and any talk of unions is a 12 year prison sentence. THAT JOB?
rodangol - January 14, 2012, 6:45 pm
Wasn't that the Berkely incident where it was mostly college students?
Greeny - December 7, 2011, 11:04 pm
what hippy?
calvin5040 - December 7, 2011, 7:19 pm
what jobs?


BLUES BROTHERS 106 MILES -




BROTHERS IN ARMS - I'd carry you through the flames of hell, my flesh burned to the bone, Through places where the demons dwell, you'll never be alone. We are brothers, now and always.


TAGS: war hell soldiers brothers always
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by pickleviper

pickleviper - May 31, 2012, 7:31 pm
It censors two 'T's? Huh?
pickleviper - May 31, 2012, 7:30 pm
Button that lip, soldier!
falloutghoul - May 31, 2012, 6:56 pm
HOO'AH!
pickleviper - May 29, 2012, 4:12 pm
Thank you.
Rick69 - May 29, 2012, 3:05 pm
Very nice message... One which I would share to my brethrens...
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 7:53 pm
No soldiers were harmed in this pic. It was taken during a training exercise.


SEPHIROTH - World's most badass momma's boy.


TAGS: sephiroth final fantasy 7 seven vii video game videogame games videogames
Rating: 2.64/5

More motifakes by randomDood

dmatt - May 4, 2009, 11:46 pm
its the Masamune.named after the famous sword smith.
Elder God Douchebag - March 7, 2009, 1:30 pm
I always understood it as nodachi.
PhageLab - March 7, 2009, 12:51 pm
I thought it was nodachi?
Anonymous - January 17, 2009, 6:28 pm
His sword is an actual kind of sword called the odachi. it was used to make space on the battle field. And anyone who has seen FF7:AC would know how much he pwns with it. Yes you can YouTube it. Try Sephiroth vs Genesis or Sephiroth vs Cloud.
Big Daddy - January 4, 2009, 4:14 am
I'm amazed theres no final fantasy 7 fan boys flaming this
Sir - December 29, 2008, 2:56 pm
his huge sword would be highly inefficient in actual combat.
Sean - December 29, 2008, 1:50 am
comment #1 upstages poster ... well done commenteer #1.
Briton of Rose - December 29, 2008, 1:48 am
With this picture: SEPHIROTH - Master of overcompensation.


MUNCHING. - Because 'OM NOM NOM NOM' just wasn't good enough.


TAGS: hamster om nom nom munching cute carrot
Rating: 3.3/5

More motifakes by Benlulz

rerun - September 5, 2010, 6:01 pm

what? I just goy my latest check yesterday...
Benlulz - September 5, 2010, 1:57 pm
and make them funny too
Benlulz - September 5, 2010, 1:56 pm
Naw.. i just ment that some of you guys are professionals, and can create posters very easily
ICEMAN - September 5, 2010, 1:23 pm
Pro Motifakers? We get paid for this???
rerun - September 5, 2010, 11:31 am

you are doing fine, remember quality over quantity
Benlulz - September 5, 2010, 11:30 am
Yeah well.. its one of my first so ... i still gotta learn alot from the pro motifakers.
whatukno - September 5, 2010, 10:02 am
I would have went with a blow job/gerbil anal reference, but that's just me.


PEEK AT'CHU - And your nephew. Every night. EVERY night.


TAGS: january 3rd pok mon assignment hand bananas prot g
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

Hawamleh - June 21, 2010, 11:06 pm
Pedo Bear Win
Sean - January 3, 2010, 12:45 am
*twits
Sean - January 3, 2010, 12:44 am
Wow. All the usual wits are out tonight!
MrRandom - January 2, 2010, 11:49 pm
'Tis the season. Sorta
agdaniele - January 2, 2010, 11:43 pm
Spreading good cheer today, are we?
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 11:31 pm
And that, my friend, is no double entendre.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 11:27 pm
That's not a pun....or is it?....i don't think that counts as a pun....either way, you suck Bart.
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 9:35 pm
"Peek At'Chu" it rhymes with "look at chu." That's why you shouldn't eat with your mouth open, Moo+. It's impolite.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 9:29 pm
What pun?
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 9:17 pm
That, my friend, is a GODLY pun! 5 charged up lions out of five. BAM!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:23 pm
I live in a small town....we get the dregs of the bigger city strip clubs.....If you ever visit our lovely country, try southern Ontario and Montreal for your naked lady entertainment.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:20 pm
We do this like once a month, Moo+. You have the strip clubs. Texas has... well... Texans.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:17 pm
It's -45 Celsius here with the wind chill....I hate you Veggie.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:15 pm
Ha! Is it odd that it's 65 right now where I live, and that I absolutely HATE women that wear lipstick? Especially red. Disgusto.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:11 pm
It is Gay....and what save?....you told me you live in an Igloo and eat whale blubber.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:09 pm
But seriously, I don't care if "they" do it to everyone (which they don't), it's still fukking gay.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:07 pm
Nice save...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:06 pm
Veggies an Eskimo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:05 pm
It's not just yours Veggie....unless it's a racial thing.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:02 pm
To whoever it is that simply sees my name next to a poster and then instantly 1Ls EVERY one of them, I made this one today too. Go nuts, fag.


CONDOMS - A new way of virus protection


TAGS: protection virus condom
Rating: 2.63/5

More motifakes by myhouseinthewoods

Thedge - August 31, 2014, 10:42 pm
Maybe effective... doesn't work though.


OZ'S MOST WANTED - Die, farmgirl! Die!




SOMETIMES - I like to lay down on the corner of the kicthen and pretend i'm the carrot


TAGS: carrot costume funny
Rating: 2.7/5

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Verdeckt - September 30, 2011, 1:48 am
You can beat an egg but you can't beta carotene.


FATHER I AM -


TAGS: protector war child innocence harm
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Feasibly - October 1, 2010, 8:16 pm
5er RL and ditto what rerun and Hammy said.
Hawamleh - October 1, 2010, 7:51 pm
5ls, Excellent Re-use, And You Took A Touchy Pic,and made a poster that we can all relate to, excellent work.
jameswnash - October 1, 2010, 7:35 pm
5 RL
rerun - October 1, 2010, 5:05 pm

This image is never easy to see, however it does make me appreciate the society I live in.
Reality Lord - October 1, 2010, 4:58 pm

no wakeup, the father was caught in crossfire between rival forces and tried in vain to use his body as a meatshield for his son.
Feasibly - October 1, 2010, 4:47 pm
I share your sentiments in the caption RL. And it's hard to look at that photo knowing the story behind it. I'll try and vote later.
440wakeup - October 1, 2010, 4:41 pm
Didn't the ISREALI's purposely target and shoot the kid right out from under the FATHER, 4 a HAH!! I guess they figured the kid would grow up 2 join Hezzbolah and become a Suicide Bomber.
Reality Lord - October 1, 2010, 4:30 pm

i guess i owe a credit to hammy. i saw this on CNN years back, one of the most disturbing images i've ever seen. hammy did a poster of this some months back.


TRUST - Know where to place yours.


TAGS: army trust military protect soldier
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Jenna3220

spcdylan - June 11, 2012, 8:49 am
Those are just local kids... ya they try to steal our grenades and stuff but they are also great people... those kids have more sence than 99% of all the adults blowing theirselves up for nothing...
holymoly - June 6, 2012, 2:50 pm
powerful picture Jenna. Nice
Jenna3220 - June 4, 2012, 7:13 pm
Makingplans, I think that is actually an extremely good point!
makingplans4nigel - June 4, 2012, 3:12 pm
Not to nit pick but wouldn't an american solider be the enemies primary target?
Ragnar - June 4, 2012, 2:21 pm
no words for comment, just respect for payment.


FAVORITISM -


TAGS: favoritism brother sibling accident bird
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Anonymous

jameswnash - December 13, 2010, 8:56 pm
So far Pzy, all the ones I have seen this Anon post are repeats of repeats fathered by repeats
Reality Lord - December 13, 2010, 8:03 pm

get a profile and get some creativity.
pzykosiz - December 13, 2010, 4:40 pm
are all these ones by Anonymous plagiarised?


Loyalty -


TAGS: love friendship family loyalty protection
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Pushkin

Pushkin - August 11, 2016, 10:25 am
Thank you.
maoworks2 - July 26, 2016, 1:17 pm
You Got That Right !


THE PENGUIN - SHE WILL NOT TAKE YOUR FILTHY STOLEN MONEY


TAGS: blues brothers penguin filthy money
Rating: 4.47/5

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Houseplant - June 21, 2012, 5:46 pm
But we're on a mission from God......5 wrist slapping L's


ALCOHOL -




JESUS SAVES - ...when he shops at Wal-Mart!


TAGS: halleluia brother
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by Bunny

agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 2:27 am
Actually, Jesus oversees Sam's Club. Wal Mart is quite below him.
SynIkaru - December 19, 2009, 2:25 am
God is the manager at wal-mart. so that would make jesus the supervisor
agdaniele - August 14, 2009, 7:47 pm
Sweet.
GySgt1811 - August 14, 2009, 2:38 pm
Not at all. I'm Jewish
TheTrashHeap - August 14, 2009, 12:31 pm
heh heh passive anti-Semitic humor.
GySgt1811 - August 14, 2009, 11:20 am
Jesus saves...but Moses invests.
CANADA - August 14, 2009, 11:03 am
LMAO!


WE'RE ON A MISSION FROM GOD - Deep down all Blues Men are angels




Donuts -


TAGS: fantasy vii 7 rpg sephiroth cloud donuts
Rating: 2.8/5

More motifakes by spirit_of_nature

m16 - June 19, 2009, 6:58 am
This is blasphemous! Good job!
shtoinkReplyier - April 27, 2009, 2:26 pm
Sepiroth- he is pregnant. I knew it..
Panther - November 4, 2008, 10:56 pm
Who the hell drew this? Epic win in a box! Jenova's box...
shtoink - August 26, 2008, 2:40 am
sephiroth would NEVER let himself go and lose his feminine figure like that!


THE QUESTION IS NOT "ARE YOU PARANOID" - The question is, are you paraniod enough?


TAGS: big brother paranoid
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by holymoly

tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 10:44 am
"Two drink minimum?"
GaryO - July 27, 2013, 9:01 am
Huh, I’m starting to enjoy your comments, tomy, especially if your ‘pattern’ ref is in regard to matching socks….wait…never mind. All still statements of the obvious…or skewed unfunny personal opines….coffee hasn’t kicked in yet….sorry
tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 1:51 am
It's only paranoia if they're not out to get you. Being concerned with the plots of the pixies that live in your sock drawer is, most likely, paranoia, as long as you keep them in clean socks. Mistrusting the government is merely pattern recognition.
tellitlikeitis - February 23, 2012, 5:26 pm
Very nice.
maoworks2 - February 23, 2012, 10:20 am
Yes I Thing So,Who's That At THE DOOR !


IF THESE TWO ARE SHOCKED - Then it has to be Amy Winehouse




ZOMBIE OZ -


TAGS: tinman scarecrow dorothy zombie oz
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Airman - April 14, 2011, 11:19 am
this is amsome. 5 heel clicks
tellitlikeitis - April 13, 2011, 11:16 pm
So evil you are.... lol. Can you say unwanted organ donation?


A SHOT IN THE DARK -


TAGS: guns protection self defense constitution
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:49 pm
"Gun Control" means never having to say "I missed you."
MPsniper - January 8, 2013, 4:49 am
if your concealed carry instructor did not tell you to never, ever fire a warning shot..... ask for your money back.
Greybeard - January 7, 2013, 9:24 pm
He He. Posted....
MissPriss - January 7, 2013, 11:21 am
Now that's called gun control...teehee. Ya gotta post this over at politifake!


ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE -


TAGS: zombies seek out convenience store walmart like everyone else embrace the change though rotting flesh will most likely smell bad
Rating: 3.57/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2009, 7:57 am
There is no correct # of O's.....Moo+ will do fine.
Bartimaeus - October 15, 2009, 10:37 pm
Thanks, mooooooooooooooooooo. (I hope I spelled your name right. Enough o's?) I'm glad you liked it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2009, 10:27 pm
This is excellent Bart. 5 Lions.


REPERCUSSIONS - Billy is about to learn the First Law of Sibling Cooperation ~Snitches Get Stitches~




I'LL GET YOU, MY PRETTY - What some chick will do for shoes!




WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM - He loved New York, and hated to leave, but Danny Doberman and the Pinscher boys made it hard to stay.


TAGS: dog witness protection program mobsters it could happen
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 8:31 pm
And now I have to move again, dammit! 5 testimony deals and added to favs
LogicDude - December 9, 2009, 4:23 pm
Are there "pug mug" shots to review?
spacedog - December 9, 2009, 3:33 pm
Well done MWLF, 5Ls.
GreyScorpion - December 9, 2009, 11:47 am
XD 5 smug pugs


THE CARROT - Feel The Carrot Be The Carrot Be One With The Carrot


TAGS: carrots n cats
Rating: 3.42/5

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Derek - March 28, 2010, 4:48 pm
Sounds like sex talk


INTERPRETIVE DANCE - It's not for everyone.




EACH AND EVERY SERVES A PURPOSE -


TAGS: rotten apples wtf pig calendar
Rating: 4.93/5

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mariand - August 11, 2011, 2:34 pm
yeah...5 fermented apples for you


I AM THE WALRUS - Shut the f*ck up, Donny.




BROTHERLY LOVE - God made us brothers, but Prozac made us friends.


TAGS: brother love god prozac smile
Rating: 4.34/5

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tellitlikeitis - May 13, 2011, 6:38 am
I think this is fabulous! 5 meds. for you.


MY BROTHERS -


TAGS: my brothers military balls
Rating: 3.74/5

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CarlRedifi - March 5, 2010, 11:37 am
Hi Ryan
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2009, 5:08 pm
or "gesundheit"....whatever floats yer boat.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2009, 4:54 pm
God bless you.
aesop's folly - November 21, 2009, 4:44 pm
houghragh
Dood - October 24, 2009, 12:10 am
Eh...landed close enough in The Hump '05. Juicy Girls were fuckin thieves.
Derek - September 29, 2009, 11:48 pm
Otherwise, you'd be a sister.
Lex - September 29, 2009, 3:55 pm
That's too bad. Songtan had a good selection of imports.The Gecko in Seoul was a great bar. Had a drink named after me. Called "The Bastard".
LogicDude - September 29, 2009, 3:19 pm
Hooker Hill is now officially off-limits to Mi-Guks...I hear Songtan is still open for business though!
Lex - September 29, 2009, 3:01 pm
"Ammo Bowls" for all. 604th ASOS (Zoomie for CACC) Camp Red Cloud, Uijongbu '03-'04. Get your boots on, we going to Hooker Hill.
LogicDude - September 29, 2009, 2:11 pm
Holy Hangul! Seems like Lex knows the "Way of the Bar Fine" and yakimandu! CSCT #3, Yongin, '95-'96 Brother!
Lex - September 29, 2009, 1:48 pm
2ID, someone send me some soju. 5 juicy girl lions.
GySgt1811 - September 29, 2009, 11:40 am
Yep! 5 devildawgs...


YES, MOMMY..... - I have drawn on my baby brother's face. Also, I will do it again... What of it??


TAGS: drawn sister brother pwned mommy
Rating: 2.68/5

More motifakes by Woodywood03a

Woodywood03a - January 21, 2010, 4:16 pm
I am glad that you like it.
thesh007er - November 11, 2009, 3:01 am
lol i love this one. that kid is gonna grow up to be a new james bond villain


I N C E N T I V E - Or feel the burn!




THE HIT - You didn't really think Dorothy went through a tornado, a forest of evil trees, dealt with flying monkeys and a witch all for a stupid pair of red shoes did you?


TAGS: and that dang lion better stay in witness protection for blabbing
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Bob D. Sailor - June 7, 2010, 7:39 pm
Being from Kansas, I approve of this Motifake. 5/5
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 1:55 pm
"Had"...."a few".....Blasphemy.....Blaspheyouuuuuu Jesus Christ....the blackest Jewwwwww. Blasphemyyyyyy....isn't this fuuuun? Rob a Rabbiiiiiiii....bugger a Nunnnnnnnn.
Porcelina - November 9, 2009, 11:22 am
NoFX... had a few good songs.
aesop's folly - November 8, 2009, 8:00 pm
fap to her
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 11:51 pm
Errr..."Punk in Drublic" by NoFX? It's pretty bada$s.
Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 11:49 pm
The sequel, Bart...
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 11:44 pm
Dude...Dark Side of the Moon. The album and the movie sync perfectly. It's freakin' epic.
Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 11:40 pm
What album would we have to get high and listen to with the sequel?
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 10:56 pm
"Kill them, kill them all!" Todo said, when D was having a Son of Sam moment.
Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 10:54 pm
lol Bart "Where's my Pink Floyd t-shirt, you stupid mutt?"
Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 10:52 pm
Okay I'll start: "We're not in Kansas anymore, motherfucker."
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 10:52 pm
"We shouldn't have made that video."...?
Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 10:50 pm
In the trenches and breathing heavily, Dorothy turns to Toto and, with a deep and raspy voice, says...what?
Woodywood03a - November 7, 2009, 10:33 pm
This is really good!!!
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 1:13 pm
this is just TOO bada$s. 5/5
Chopperliscious - November 6, 2009, 9:08 pm
Lara Croft, eat your heart out. 6.
timebomb - November 5, 2009, 1:50 pm
LogicDude, UR awesome. Great poster!!! "She's Off to Off The Wizard" LMAO
agdaniele - November 4, 2009, 8:13 pm
Vary Scarey!
Icarus - November 4, 2009, 4:17 pm
Resident Evil ftw!
Woodywood03a - November 4, 2009, 12:51 pm
That is truely scarey!!!


THIS IS GLUE - Strong stuff


TAGS: the blues brothers glue minnie the moocher elwood jake dan aykroyd john belushi
Rating: 2.42/5

More motifakes by Seth

BuZZbomb - July 27, 2009, 11:56 pm
This is cheap movie quote rip off. Weak stuff.


Big Brother -


TAGS: big brother watching listening disappear
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Pikeman - June 29, 2013, 8:12 pm
Secret courts defeats the purpose of having to get a warrant.
falloutghoul - June 26, 2013, 8:45 am
And all of this is possible AFTER they obtain a warrant.
Cannabal - June 25, 2013, 11:09 pm
Beware the Commie-Nazis!
PapaFox - June 25, 2013, 10:16 pm
Paranoia strikes deep...
Reality Lord - June 25, 2013, 6:50 pm

indeed


RIGHT AND WRONG - There's doing it wrong, there's doing it right, and then there's doing it in a way that is freakin' awesome




SCOTTIE - He doesnt know. Dont tell Scottie.


TAGS: scottie eurotrip euro trip
Rating: 2.43/5

More motifakes by Drenix

Arnaldo - July 5, 2009, 10:57 pm
That movie made me laugh sor bad during collage
Nom de plume - April 9, 2009, 8:54 am
"Have a very special day for a very special little man"
eric - November 19, 2008, 11:45 pm
well open up a show everyone will go
Hoagie - September 5, 2008, 8:54 am
This isn't where I parked my car!!


WE'LL SHOW THAT 1 PERCENT -


TAGS: walmart sale protests
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Airman

SkylaGirl108 - November 26, 2011, 7:43 pm
lol


LOOKIN' GOOOD -


TAGS: starwars armor protection funny hammy
Rating: 4.7/5

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Hawamleh - September 1, 2011, 8:23 am
no one is ever too short to be a storm trooper
Verdeckt - September 1, 2011, 3:16 am
Aren't you a little 5hort to be a 5tormtrooper?


FLYING MONKEYS -




BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU -


TAGS: bigbrother
Rating: 1.81/5


AMAZING THAT THEY MAKE IT -


TAGS: little brothers
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Airman

DonQ - May 18, 2012, 5:00 pm
and when you are the big brother you are the guinea pig.
fatelvis - May 17, 2012, 10:22 pm
Been there. 5l.


EPIC TRAVEL SAFE -


TAGS: skid mark protected just mix with your dirty laundry on the floor
Rating: 3.41/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 10:41 am
Thanks Veg
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 10:04 am
1L on this poster, BTW. It's awful.
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:56 am
LOL...That's a nice outlook. I'll try that, Bone.
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:53 am
Agreed. I'll sum it up like this: Just because I mention a problem doesn't make me any less aware that the problem is unsolvable. The Timmys have enough satisfaction as is... They're not gonna force silence on me, too. If that makes me a complainer, o wel
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:48 am
I just a5sume it's my Mother-In-Law voting...cause no matter how much GD money you make it's never good enough for her baby.
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:41 am
Never thought is was Veg. It's the chemically imbalanced of society that fear the truth...nothing more nothing less.
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:38 am
That's not directed towards you, by the way...
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:38 am
I gotcha Bone, but I'm not worked up at all. I'm just typing words on a keyboard. It may look or seem like more than it is, but somewhere beyond the assumption of anger, I said something that's actually true. I'm wondering when that became a bad thing.
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:31 am
down the list and smack a 1L on every damn poster that makes me sick.
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:30 am
Timmies come and Timmies go...no sense getting worked up over it Veggie! I've been here a long time and am use to it. It's the anonymous Timmies that just trip your trigger. If someone thinks it's a 1L I'm fine with that. It's just the trolls that run...
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:25 am
My bad bro, but if everyone else is gonna be afraid to say it for fear of being ridiculed for "arguing on the internet," then that's fine. That doesn't mean what I'm saying is any less true. If you're a dick, I'll call you a dick. Internet or not, Timmys.
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:15 am
LMAO
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:11 am
There's a big difference between a 5 and a 1. I mean, if you kinda don't like the poster, give it damn 3 or 4. But 1? Seriously?
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:08 am
Thanks sickartist. And Veggie you were right, the 1L's just came down the pike!
sickartist - December 26, 2009, 8:32 am
Nice when a twisted idea comes to fruition 5L


SOCIAL CONSCIENCE -


TAGS: social conscience protest anarchy protesters
Rating: 2.38/5

More motifakes by Brian The Great

Aurielius - September 19, 2015, 7:04 am
Other morons?


GOOMBA PIGEONS -


TAGS: fredo you re my older brother and i love you but don t ever take sides with anyone against the family again ever
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by rerun

crankyhead - October 1, 2010, 7:21 pm
Topical and timeless. Love it.


BREAD HELMETS - Now that's using your loaf




HEREOS -


TAGS: childhood hero big brother your mom
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

spacedog - June 13, 2011, 10:25 pm
Beautiful. Nice to see you make some more posters RL. 5L
Airman - June 13, 2011, 11:45 am
very nice
Verdeckt - June 12, 2011, 10:55 pm
Sweet.. Fav'd


I CAN'T WIN - The cop gave me a ticket because I didn't stop at Katie's Crotch. My wife blackened my eye because I did.


TAGS: sign katie s crotch
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by MilDoc

Hinoron - March 28, 2012, 1:00 pm
So this is what happens when you give someone who works at City Hall the clap.
motinet - January 7, 2011, 10:32 am

wow - a brilliant motifake on the FIRST try


CARPE SCROTUM - Grab life by the balls ...


TAGS: carpe scrotum grab life balls
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - June 12, 2012, 9:31 pm
It depends on what type of "internet surfing" you are doing.
Budog - June 12, 2012, 9:30 pm
Be sure to youtube that,,,
Rick69 - June 11, 2012, 7:04 pm
And my new favourite phrase is born... I shall try it at dawn with my Latin teacher...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 9:59 pm
Does that go hand-in-hand from too much “internet surfing” as well?
GaryO - June 9, 2012, 8:18 am
That will get yer attention


SEAN IS MAD -


TAGS: sean protest sign
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Airman

DrSynth - April 18, 2011, 11:54 pm
even if only special ed
Sean - April 15, 2011, 12:07 pm
Unbunch you underoos, dude. That was a rant, meant in part to amuse. I mean the tsunami metaphor was golden. *snickers*
culos - April 15, 2011, 8:15 am
perhaps they should be guided to MAD? I'm with Sean, this has become GrannyFake but MAD still is a very lonely place
rerun - April 15, 2011, 6:54 am

we all started off as noobs. I am sorry you think this is turning into grannyfake, maybe you could lend a hand to some of the noobs and guide them.
CaptainBaked - April 15, 2011, 6:25 am
Sean... you're special...
Sean - April 14, 2011, 11:39 pm
*continue to piss That is all. Be off with you now.
Sean - April 14, 2011, 11:28 pm
continue to advance the geriatric trajectory of this once funny site in spite of my rants against their humorless offerings. But with beer as my ammo I shall continue the piss against the tsunami of "hurray for everything nice."
Sean - April 14, 2011, 11:24 pm
For the record, I happen to harbor few delusions regarding the efficacy of my advanced case of miffitude. After all, the gaggle of n00bs who seem determined to turn MotiFake into GrannyFake with Ned Flanders approved posters, will no doubt ...
Sean - April 14, 2011, 9:18 pm
Yese ite is. 5e.
marlygirl - April 14, 2011, 6:57 pm
lol. "made" it almost makes it even funnier. Love the poster.
Airman - April 14, 2011, 6:51 pm
isn't that how it is spelled in Canadian?
TheOne - April 14, 2011, 6:49 pm
Yeah I've seen...
Sean - April 14, 2011, 6:47 pm
Just be careful. It can be habit forming.
TheOne - April 14, 2011, 6:45 pm
Sorry that was the first time i "nazied"
Sean - April 14, 2011, 6:29 pm
But of course I meant that in the nicest possible way.
Sean - April 14, 2011, 6:27 pm
And suddenly a new idiot has come to the fore. Letting me off the hook for now.
TheOne - April 14, 2011, 6:22 pm
Fail :"mad".


BACK IN PLAY -


TAGS: hot to trot iceman
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

Greeny - September 22, 2012, 7:49 am
Remember ladies - it's good to be open minded, but don't let your brains fall out...


WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM - Little Wolfgang shouldn't have stolen Guido the Bulldog's bone collection.




GINGERS - Thats right round them up, and lock them up!! Somebody get a rope!!


TAGS: gingers g 20 protestoers rioters cops police swat
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by [email protected]

lulz - September 29, 2009, 11:38 pm
most people that have those stupid peace signs are hypocrites
Pacifist - September 29, 2009, 8:54 pm
Awe, and she even has all those peace signs on her shirt.
agdaniele - September 29, 2009, 8:33 pm
Unless she's with PETA, she's a keeper.


End of watch -




ONWARD! -


TAGS: sally forth tally ho and all that rot charge boldly into adversity
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Bolverk633 - October 4, 2014, 9:39 am
Evolution!! – Back to the water!!


FLOWER POWER -




BROTHERS - DOUCHE and BAG


TAGS: brothers
Rating: 4.43/5

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rerun - June 6, 2011, 7:39 pm

image alone would be great on doucharchive


NICE CHOPS -




HELP WANTED HIPPIE REPELLANT -




THE MASTER - Lord Voldemort's more vampire brother.




FIRECROTCHED WIGGERS - Keepin' it Real Since.... Never


TAGS: frotch pappi devin wigger
Rating: 2.27/5

More motifakes by GenocideFace

Pappy - February 22, 2009, 2:03 am
Im going to smash you into a fence... AGAIN!!!!!!!!


SEPHIROTH - Greatest villain, and it's all thanks to his kickass theme!


TAGS: sephiroth ff ffvii vii final fantasy
Rating: 1.8/5

More motifakes by zeldafreak008

Asbestos - November 26, 2008, 5:20 am
Sephiroth is a pussy. The end. On a completely unrelated matter, don't you just -love- chocolate?
CraigR - October 21, 2008, 6:52 pm
face it, sephiroth is second only to chuck norriss
Pongo - September 14, 2008, 1:14 am
He is not emo. Sure he likes his mom but he doesn't carry that sword to cut himself. Also raging fire is not emo.
aPauling - August 21, 2008, 1:45 pm
CATS: The greatest villain. All your base are belong to him!
RAZ - August 21, 2008, 11:12 am
I HOPE YOU PEOPLE DONT POST THE COMMENTS THAT MOCK GEEKS, THAT WAS QUITE A DEBATE.
Nero - August 6, 2008, 7:24 am
Always saw Sephiroth as being a bit overrated. Kefka is the best villain. Crazy bastard killed MILLIONS.
zerojustice - June 20, 2008, 12:05 pm
Sephiroth is more kickass than Cloud for any number of reasons. But Zack is more kick ass than both of them combined.
Captain Whitey - May 11, 2008, 6:06 pm
Didn't he want to knock the planet out of orbit and pilot it around space or something? ..Dammit, my ears bleed just trying to comprehend that.
Riddles - May 11, 2008, 3:39 pm
Because the fact he is such an emo mothers boy didn't help. Whats his motivation for trying to destroy the world? Found out who his mommy was and that he was made artificially


SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE -




CARROT & STICK METHOD - Reforming unruly teenagers is a simple task. Throw a carrot. When they try to catch it, beat them with a stick.




RED HEADED STEPCHILDREN - No matter how buff you get they are still going to make fun of you. Stick with the funny.




THE TIN MAN - Finally he has what he wanted most.


TAGS: wizard of oz tin man dorothy
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by whizz

Ed-Hyde - November 30, 2009, 7:13 am
That selfish bastard. If he'd aimed lower he could have given her brain to the scarecrow!!


FRIEND -


TAGS: friend flower pick tear rot
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Rick69

GaryO - June 26, 2012, 6:52 pm
O-O-O-Okay…sounds a peck intriguing. I’ll try to pick up on the vibes, but don’t make me yawn, my sensitivities become that of a slack jawed mouth breathing troglodyte when I commence yawning…serious glad yer glad to be back
Rick69 - June 26, 2012, 5:02 pm
Thank you... Very warm welcome back... Thanks... I have decided to change my outlook on MotiFake for the moment... Let's see how this goes... I will do something I gave up a long time ago... Something I used to do... The reason I am who I am here...
GaryO - June 25, 2012, 7:34 pm
Ho…..someone had a memorable camping trip….welcome back Mr Rick. 5L for the sake of herbs.


RIOTING TEACHERS - Hypocrites Using their outside voices INSIDE. In the hallway without a pass.


TAGS: unions teachers riot protest
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by 440wakeup

5150monkeylove - March 19, 2011, 12:26 am
as for ADD, herein lies the true issue, 440......120308
440wakeup - March 18, 2011, 9:32 am
i wanted to say something about messing with people who voluntary our locked up in a classroom unarmed with 3o ADD diagnosed ritilin popping, gun packing, crack-babies
KaBoom - March 17, 2011, 1:24 pm
hilarious
Airman - March 17, 2011, 11:05 am
LOL
Cubbybear - March 16, 2011, 4:29 pm
They look like they're hunting Moby Dick


KENT STATE... NATIONAL GUARD-4, KENT STATE-0 -


TAGS: 4may kentstate nationalguard protest idiotstudents
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

MPsniper - May 4, 2011, 6:20 pm
;-) thanks
alldayfighter - May 4, 2011, 2:35 pm
may the 4th be with you
DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 4, 2011, 1:04 pm
very poor taste...love it! lol


AAARRRRRRF! - I left ye a present on the poopdeck Cap'n!


TAGS: october challenge can a parrot play catch
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

GreyScorpion - January 26, 2010, 1:13 pm
LOL!! 5 scurvey dogs!


WIZARD OF PULP FICTION - Saw what again mother******!!!!!!


TAGS: oz dorothy movie funny
Rating: 3.43/5

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MTNDEW - June 17, 2010, 3:02 am
crap looks like i need to do this one again. supposed to be "say" what.


PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals


TAGS: animals chicken kfc peta cruelty pancakes naked protest women
Rating: 2.76/5

More motifakes by aPauling

Anon - March 29, 2009, 1:00 am
Look on the bright side, some of their women are hot if you ignore the extra hair.
HAHA - March 29, 2009, 12:51 am
Now turn around.
HAHA - March 29, 2009, 12:51 am
Peta is a worthless cause and waste of time and money
HtD - March 28, 2009, 7:11 pm
Where are the pancakes?


EPIC - is when Ninja and Sephiroth got your back!


TAGS: sephiroth ninja
Rating: 2.55/5

More motifakes by wann1e

Captain Douchebag - August 13, 2008, 12:34 am
If he hasn't done it in five different ways already.
Eddie - August 12, 2008, 11:49 pm
Not just any ninja, Grey Fox. For your foolishness, he will end you and your family.


O Z M A - Yes, she used to be a dude! Get over it!




BEAUTIFULLY TRAGIC - It's not easy being green.




SUPERVILLAINESSES - I will now sell my soul to evil!


TAGS: dr girlfriend mrs the monach venture bros bros brothers
Rating: 1.96/5

More motifakes by jalford

rerun - November 26, 2010, 9:33 am

blade4 faps over cartoons?
blade4 - November 26, 2010, 9:27 am
if she had boobs... and not tiny mosquito bites.... I might consider it 2.... but she doesn't...
dumbass - August 16, 2009, 10:17 pm
Idiot she is not a real person!!!
Sean - July 23, 2009, 10:46 pm
ROOFIES Waiiitttt foooorrrr iiitttt ....


Fractals -




Brothel -


TAGS: isis brothel sheep beastiality terrorist
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - February 23, 2015, 9:04 pm
Thank you kindly :))
Reality Lord - February 23, 2015, 8:53 pm

infinitely better than mine. this is flawless as a demot. best i've seen in awhile. quick and clean.
JesusWept - February 23, 2015, 7:07 am
Thanks! You inspired me with that sex slave-poster ;)
Reality Lord - February 23, 2015, 6:45 am

ABSOLUTELY.FARGIN.PERFECT


DOING IT RIGHT -


TAGS: newspaper thief murder she wrote
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Airman

Iconoclast - July 8, 2011, 10:20 pm
Maybe .... just maybe ..... your newspaper isn't being stolen. Maybe you forgot to send in the check to renew your subscription. Great poster, anyway.


Two wrongs don't make a right -




PROTEIN - Its for vegetarians too




HE WAS PRETTY ANNOYING -


TAGS: ex wife brother in law
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by Airman

mariand - May 24, 2012, 12:40 am
lol... this is funny!


WISE GUY HUH -


TAGS: seagulls blues brothers quote
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

agdaniele - September 22, 2010, 10:27 pm
Daaaaaaa gulz.
forseti - September 22, 2010, 5:13 pm
"goon" fits pretty well ;)


WHAT?! - Did you just call me a fat-ass?! NOW I gotta shoot ya...


TAGS: carrie fisher blues brothers leia
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by jbfromnyc

rudeboy308 - July 26, 2011, 4:11 pm
Blues Brothers is only one of the funniest movies ever made. Carrie Fisher having John Belushi in her crosshairs, and his sputtering excuses, are awesomely funny.


IF YOU SEE THIS -


TAGS: child protective services sentence fat people to boot camp
Rating: 3.3/5

More motifakes by Chopperliscious

booger13 - April 1, 2010, 5:01 pm
famous last words : mamaaaaaaaaaaa im nuh FEWDDDDDDD
Treehodger - February 16, 2010, 8:13 pm
Wait, wait, wait. Porcelina. What?? I live in Illinois (DeKalb) and I always heard it as CPS?
LogicDude - January 5, 2010, 2:58 pm
I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back....
Koradan - December 25, 2009, 6:04 pm
Is this for real? In case it is not.... "GET IN MY BELLY!!"
Derek - December 12, 2009, 5:16 pm
CYFS in NZ. (Child Youth and Family) That poor woman and child are both in danger of suffocation.
Claire - December 12, 2009, 3:28 pm
Wow I thought it was CPS everywhere O_O
Porcelina - December 12, 2009, 1:20 pm
Are you from Texas? I guess in Texas that's called CPS, but in Illinois it's called DCFS
Chopperliscious - December 12, 2009, 12:03 pm
I know I know I was probably a little mean...


CASTLE -


TAGS: life time human nature neurotic psychotic psychiatrist collect rent build air live lawrence quote marostica italy
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by giulio

Chateaux - August 19, 2009, 11:27 am
'Chateaux' means 'castle' in french... 4L!


PROTECTION -




GLOBAL WARMING PROTESTS - What? The Earth's been cooling for 10 years? And there's a blizzard out there? We're still marching! I already got the permits!




DAVID LEE ROTH - Somebody Get Me a Doctor !


TAGS: david lee roth
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by cj29



CLOWN SCHOOLING - . . . it's alot more than just a squeaky red nose.




NINJA - You're doing it "WRONG"!




THE BATMOBILE - The Prototype Just Didn't Measure Up.




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